Wednesday, March 12, 2008


Sign your going blind: You have to lean forward to read people's blog posts.

Sign your lazy: You then rest your elbow on the desk and support your head while you're reading.

Sign your boobs are too big: As you're reading, the site pages all the way to the bottom and nothing you do can make it move back up to where you were. You look down and notice your boobs are resting on the space bar and, after removing them, return to the top of the page where you left off reading.

Sign your losing your memory: No matter how many times you get "stuck" at the bottom of a site...removing your breasts from the keyboard never occurs to you. Until you sit up so you can exit out of the page altogether.