Monday, July 28, 2008

You can tell I'm a Mom...

You can tell I'm a Mom because...

1) I go "potty"

2) I cycle through three names before I land on the the name of the child
I want.

3) I can pee with a child on my lap

4) I know all the words to the Veggie Tales theme song and can pretty much
quote Noah's favorite Sesame Street video, but ask me to sing the newest
song on the radio and I'll draw a blank.

5) Flashing my boobs doesn't bother me anymore. Showing my stomach is horrifying.

6) I've stopped worrying about having a clean shirt.

7) I read books in the bathroom. Because there's a lock.

8) My food is eaten last and is often cold.

9) I can identify the “I’m really hurt” cry from the “I want attention” cry.

10) I know what “beebo” means.